Friday, December 8, 2006

What Really Grinds My Gears

Welcome to Spewing Lava! I was inspired to start this blog based upon the hilarious Family Guy episode in which Peter Griffin hosts a news segment titled what really grinds my gears, and an influential figure in my professional life. In honor of Peter’s side-splitting comedic episode, I will dedicate this blog to discussing the very things that eat at my mind, burn me up, and make me go crazy. In short, what really grinds my gears. I know what you’re thinking…and do not fear. This blog will not be a bunch of senseless rants about what pissed me off on any given day tying my panties in a bunch making me want to pull out my hair and scream, but rather will address the legitimate oxymoronic nuances of this great country, the human race, and wonderful world in which we live. If you are actually investing your time in reading these posts I thank you, and hope that you will find them both informative and entertaining. I also encourage you all to put in your two cents on the issues raised (if you dare!), in the hopes that I can measure where you all stand on these very important topics. So stay tuned every Tuesday and Friday for the latest tirade on something, everything, or maybe nothing at all.


CK said...

Good first post!

JP said...

nice job eli..happy blogging!!

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